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Ice falling off a radio tower show why ice is so dangerous
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How the robot revolution begins…Amazing new robots and where we went wrong
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February 23, 2016Wiretaps on calls between ISIL and Turkish Military show cooperation.
Mass stabbing in Canada school with female student in custody and 8 injured.
LA county spends more than $233,000 a year to hold each juvenile lockup.
Justice Department seeks to force Apple to extract data from 12 other Iphones.
Girl Scout sell cookies outside Portland Pot Shop: ‘It’s not against the rules’.
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February 22, 2016Amazon pushes it’s Free Shipping to $49.
Charity Watchdog: Clinton Foundation is a ‘slush fund’.
Justice Department favors ban on proof of citizenship for voter registration.
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Poll: Majority of Democrats say socialism has ‘positive impact’. Socialism preferred to Capitalism…
February 22, 2016Almost 6 out of 10 Primary Voters believe Socialism has a ‘positive impact’ according to February poll.
The poll also showed by 34 point margin that “Obamacare did not go far enough and we should now progress to the next step and create a single-payer healthcare system similar to Canada and countries in Europe.”
Also in the poll… Socialism preferred to Capitalism by 46% to 19%.
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February 21, 2016Obama is looting the treasury to pay off insurers, $7.7 Billion this year so far…
Feds: Oregon gym teacher planned to ‘drug kids’ , make porn.
Astoria man pleads guilty to hacking celebrity emails.
US secretly agreed to peace talks with North Korea before they tested a nuclear bomb in January.
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Snow sniper team with airsoft guns looks like tons of fun
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Goat eating Doritos (7 Seconds)
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What 200 MPH looks like on regular roads first hand.
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February 17, 2016White House: Obama ‘regrets’ his filibuster of Supreme Court nominee when he was a Senator in 2006.
White House plays with words, says Department of Justice isn’t asking Apple to create a Backdoor.
An underground fire is burning near radioactive wast. Don’t worry, EPA says…
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Joke of the day. IRS, Grandpa, and Quentin Tarantino. Funniest Joke of the year so far.
February 17, 2016The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.’‘I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,’ says Grandpa. ‘How about a demonstration?’
The auditor thinks for a moment and says, ‘Okay. Go ahead. ‘Grandpa says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.’
The auditor thinks a moment and says, ‘It’s a bet.’
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.
Grandpa says, ‘Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.’
The auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
‘Want to go double or nothing?’ Grandpa asks ‘I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.’
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa’s own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
‘Are you okay?’ the auditor asks.
‘Not really,’ says the attorney. ‘This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it.’
Credit “That_Secret_Chrod”Tarantino’s Version
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February 16, 2016The Supreme Court sided with Science against Obama.
Appeals Panel overturns ruling allowing DOJ to Withhold Fast & Furious Docs.
If you receive this text message it can destroy and lock your Android Phone.
The Parmesan cheese you sprinkle on your Penne could be wood.
Watch the world’s fastest gun effortlessly fire 1 million rounds per minute.
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Astronaut Ice Cream is a lie
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February 15, 2016Search Hillary Clinton’s emails with new Wall Street Journal site.
The Middle East’s nightmare: Iran is buying Russia’s lethal SU-30 fighter jets.
$1 Billion dollars worth of meth hidden in bra inserts.
Saudi Arabia conducting ‘region’s largest’ military drill with 20 nations.
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February 14, 2016150,000 Penguins die after iceberg the size of Rome renders colony landlocked.
States consider allowing kids to learn coding instead of foreign languages.
Scalia’s death to be ruled a heart attack.
Libyan military jet shot down near Benghazi.
Man skips work for 6 years and no one notices…(Government job).
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