Amen to This

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the man.

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Joke of the Day

Sometimes  it DOES take a Rocket Scientist !

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea was to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains.  Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel,  crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console,  snapped the engineer’s back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow!

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of  the
experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US scientists for suggestions.

You’re gonna love this…   :-)
NASA responded with a one-line memo


“Defrost  the chicken.”

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Joke of the Day

The FISHERMAN

A fisherman was stopped by a game warden in Alabama recently with two ice
chests full of fish. He was leavin’ a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, ‘Do you have a license to catch those fish?’
‘Naw, sir’, replied the fisherman. ‘I ain’t got none of them there licenses..,
these here are my pet fish.’

‘Pet fish?’ said the Warden.